IRMperial

I used to think that I could find no one better than you, damn I was dead wrong.

2009-09-14T12:00:00.000-07:00

Then

Now

2009-09-10T01:14:00.000-07:00

"Kalau kau down, aku pun down jugak, ok,"

Akhirnya.

2009-09-09T19:01:00.000-07:00

Saya benar-benar berharap bahawa hari ini adalah hari terakhir berbuka puasa di sekolah/institusi pengajian berasrama penuh. Dah TUJUH tahun berbuka di asrama. TUJUH tahun, bai. Orang lain buka puasa makan dengan family, berdebar tunggu azan ramai-ramai, pergi bazaar ramadan dengan mama dan ayah, tapi saya, TAPAO NASI KAWAH DARI DEWAN SELERA. Bukan tak bersyukur, ya, saya berterima kasih, sekurang-kurangnya masih ada makanan untuk berbuka dan bukan hanya makan maggi kerana tak sempat ambil makanan dari dewan selera.

Saya tak tahu kalau-kalau hanya saya yang perasan perkara ini. Saya harap ia tidak berlaku kepada anda.Sejak dah makin besar ni saya rasa suasana sambut bulan puasa semakin kurang meriah. Kalau dulu, semasa di MRSM Pasir Salak (saya rasa ramai pembaca yang kurang tahu saya berada di sana dari Tingkatan 1 - 3), setiap petang akan ada tadarus dengan ahli bilik di surau. Kalau tak ada tadarus, Ustaz Zaini akan buat kuliah Hadis 40. Saya rasa kuliah tu sangat berguna, kerana kalau tak, sampai sekarang pun saya takkan tahu Hadis 40 tu apa. lepas tu, malam-malam sebelum pergi prep akan solat terawih ramai-ramai. Bila habis prep, pergi public phone call Mama, sebab dulu tak boleh bawak handphone.

Haih. Over are those days. Tinggal sebagai memori manis. sekarang, let's just make the most of what we have. Dan yang penting, tolong pergi terawih, ye..

Ok, battery dah nak habis. Kena type capat.

2009-08-20T22:25:00.000-07:00

Dahlah tak pergi usrah, duduk dalam kelas, dok blogging.

Kepada pembaca dari KMB, saya tahu anda baru pulang dari perjalanan yang penat dan seterusnya saya berharap post ini sedikt sebanyak menceriakan anda.

This week was probably the longest - and busiest - week in all my life in the outskirt college. Walaupun hanya 4 hari kerana Isnin cuti graduasi, namun kerja (yang tertanguh) begitu banyaaak sehingga membuatkan masa merangkak perlahan.

Banyak kerja = stress = skin breakout.
Satu jerawat mewaili satu kerja yang tak siap. Harap-harap bila semua dah siap kulit pun semakin licin.

Oh, selamat berpuasa (dan berterawih) kepada semua. Kepada pembaca KMB, marilah kita berharap ini aalah puasa terakhir di Malaysia kerana tahun depan hendaknya kita fly.

*Kalau ada typo saya pohon ampun. Maklumlah, kibongok+bateri yang dah nak habis membuatkan dunia menjadi kucar-kacir.

I want to ride you, baby

2009-08-04T11:02:00.001-07:00

(gambar ferrari)

(gambar jaguar)

BLAME THIS STUPID BLOGGER FOR MAKING SUCH A FUSS WHENEVER I WANT TO UPLOAD PICTURES!

2009-08-03T03:15:00.000-07:00

Syazana Omar: kalau laki tu lead kau kpd indiscretion
Syazana Omar: kau rasa dia laki yg bagus ke in the first place?
Syazana Omar: ha?
Syazana Omar: ha?
Syazana Omar: kalau dia buat kau rasa mcm kau patut jd jahat utk appeal kat dia
Syazana Omar: kau rasa dia worth it ka?
Syazana Omar: ha?
Syazana Omar: ha?
Syazana Omar: nak ak buat lawak peliaq peliaq lagi ka?

That's why you're my bitch.

Maaf, tapi saya bukan jenis perempuan yang camwhore guna cameraphone di cermin toilet.

2009-08-01T22:29:00.000-07:00

Apa, kalau tak suka camwhore bukan perempuan ke?

Kepada mereka yang camwhore ramai-ramai dalam tandas ni, ni, cheq nak habaq mai. Awat hangpa ingat hangpa ja ka yang ada cameraphone yang canggih? Hangpa ingat hangpa ja ka ada geng kluaq ramai-ramai?

Saya pun ada cameraphone jugak. Saya pun keluar juga dengan kawan-kawan. Tapi kitorang tak camwhore la, sebab kitorang shopping sebenar.

Lagipun, apa barang tangkap gambar dalam toilet. Kalau nak, buat photoshoot la wey. Baru mencanak.

Di mana kan ku cari ganti..

2009-07-30T08:28:00.001-07:00

Al-Fatihah untuk Yasmin Ahmad.

Ya, pemergiannya amat dirasakan. Lepas ni dah tak ada lagi movie kontroversi tapi unik dan berbaloi bayar tiket wayang untuk menontonnya. Saya bukanlah peminat setianya (masih belum tengok Mualaf dan Talentime) tapi saya mengkagumi beliau sebagai seorang yang sangat artistik dan one of a kind.
Kadangkala saya ada juga membaca blog beliau. Tapi sekarang, tuannya dah tak ada, siapa agaknya yang nak jaga blog tu, ye?

Nanti kalau tuan iniblogirma dah tak ada macam mana nasib blog ni agaknya?

Unit Pengiraan Baru.

2009-07-21T01:40:00.000-07:00

Saya, Irma Rosli, ingin memperkenalkan unit pengiraan baru untuk mengukur masa, iaitu dengan menggunakan lagu.

Contoh penggunan 1 : "hebat gila aku boleh siap lab report dalam masa 3 lagu!" "eleh, setakat tiru lab repot, 1 lagu pun aku boleh siap"
Contoh Penggunaan 2: "weh, tolong kejutkan aku 1 lagu lagi."
Contoh penggunaan 3: "lama gila talk ni, mau 30 lagu jugak baru habis"
Contoh penggunaan 4: "ish. lambat scan setengah lagu pun kena grounded ke?"

Puan Mazwiyan, the Nuclear Physicist

2009-07-07T01:13:00.000-07:00

Satu hari dalam kelas Fizik.

Pn Mazwiyan: Hah, Hisham what's your answer for question number 2?
Hisham: (tak ingat dia kata apa, tapi yang pasti unit dia salah)
Pn Mazwiyan: Salah unit tu, Hisham. Kamu ni, kalau salah unit dalam Fizik samalah macam kamu salah penjodoh bilangan. Macam kamu kata seorang monyet dan seekor manusia. Kan buruk bunyinya.

Macam-macam.

Seks 24/7

2009-06-24T06:34:00.000-07:00

Tak, tak, bukan seperti yang anda sangka. Seks 24/7 = seksyen 24, lorong rumah 24/7.
Saya tak pervert, okay. Itu apa yang diorang tulis kat yearbook kawan saya kot. Kesian beliau. Siapa la editor. Pecat saja elok.

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Bengang kan kalau anda kena tipu. Dan orang yang menipu anda tu menipu macam makan nasi. Apa yang dia cakap semua tak boleh percaya. Siapa percaya dia bodoh. Saya taknak jadi orang bodoh, oleh itu saya tak mahu percaya orang itu.

My cat died so I cried.

2009-06-18T21:19:00.000-07:00

WHY OH WHY GOOD MUST BARGAINS COME EXACTLY WHEN YOU ARE FLAT BROKE?

You see, I stumbled upon this site when I wasd doing my usual routine of being online when I'm supposed to do my homework.

P/s: Beware. site ini uber cool. Pastikan accounts balance anda tidak menyayat hati sebelum klik link ini.

This could be a summer love.

2009-06-16T17:42:00.000-07:00

Masa cuti tak mau update. Lepastu sibuk update waktu kelas masa cikgu takde.

Forgive me for leaving this blog unattended. I was quite occupied during the holidays that I had not some spare time to be in front of the computer. Was away in Penang having a vacation at the same time experiencing err.. summer love. But rest assured, as the name suggest, it only lasted for a few days and I am single, again.

During the holidays, I added a few things to my wardrobe, which are:

-4 pairs of shoes with different sizes (yes, I cannot fit into the usual size 5 anymore and I thought I have stopped growing)

-2 blouses and a boy shirt, which I finally managed to fish out of pile of discounted clothes, with just the right size

-1 pair of skinny jeans, from the Levi's latest range of Curves. Hot kot jeans tu.

and I still think I need a bag. A clutch maybe. Or a tote. Or perhaps, both.

Which nickname suits you most? (EDITED)

2009-05-26T02:15:00.000-07:00

Here's a list of nicknames given by my friends.

ORIGINAL NAME (given by my aunt, Makngah) : IRMA

ALTERED NICKNAMES:
-Irmama - Founder: Dayana Alya. Made popular by: Sarah 'Ainaa and is currently in use. However, this is not the most preferred by the bearer of the name because she thinks it makes her sound old and makcik-ish.

-Irmo - Founder: Syazana. Given by her after I was being excessively emo and start throwing things (well, actually, dropping things, more likely). Is getting more popular and both the founder and the bearer of the name think this nickname is indeed cute.

-Irmania - Founder: Ramo. The bearer of the name thinks that this nickname is the most suitable for her upcoming solo album. (The most anticipated album, Irmania is soon to be out)

-Irmaudlin - Founder: Syazanana. Was given after I started to listen to songs like You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson instead of the usual rosak akhlak genre.

Nice ah wey, nnicee..

Yalah, nak sangat tau wedding plan aku, kan.

2009-05-25T19:17:00.000-07:00

1. How old are you?
The age which my grandma got married - 19

2. Are you single?
What's wrong with being single?

3. At what age do you think you’ll get married?
Well, erm.. young enough so that I won't have my first baby at 40.

4. Do you think you’ll be marrying the person you are with now?
I am single at the moment.

5. If not, who do you want to marry?
A guy in his right mind.

6. Who will be your bridesmaid or your bestman?
Mereka yang tak pakai baju kilat-kilat, kang silau pengantin dan tetamu.

7. Do you want a garden/ beach or traditional wedding?
Poolside, if possible. Don't turn up in bikini sudah, ye.

8. Where do you plan to go for honeymoon?
Tak payah pergi jauh-jauh, kan sayang?

9. How many guest do you think you’ll invite?
Pokcik mokcik, jiran sebelah, kawan-kawan jiran sebelah, kawan kawan, mak pak kawan-kawan, bla bla bla... and you.

10. Will that include your exes?
I don't want any scene on my wedding reception.

11. How many layers of cake do you want?
10. Marks the number of kids I wish to have.

12. When do you want to get married? Morning or evening?
Evening.

13. Name the song/tune you would like to play at your wedding?
Jazz.

14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon/fork/ knife?
Fine dining.

15. Champagne or red wine?
Punch. (ok la, up lah sikit daripada sirap limau)

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
Jangan tunggu lama-lama, nanti lama-lama.....

17. Money or household items?
Money first, baby.

18. How many kids would you like to have?
Refer previous question.

19. Will your record your honeymoon in DVD and CD?
Yes, in case my husband has lost his memory, the tape will be useful to remind him that he's married before he goes off and marry another womann.

20. I want to know their wedding plan:
My classmates. I really do.

What is it like if I have a brother (elder brother, that is), eh?

2009-05-24T21:15:00.000-07:00

#1. I won't call him abang. I will call him by his name, or Along, at most.
#2. I will make him my driver. Haha.
#3. He'll be my punching bag.
#4. He will also be my bodyguard "Hoi, nak kacau adik aku? Over my dead body la wey!" Ahah! that feels good.
#5. "Nak tengok football? Tgk kat tv kecik. Tv kecik tak best? Mamak kan ada. I want to watch tv, and by that, I don't mean 22 stupid guys chasing over 1 bloody ball"
#6. I will sit by his side when he's playing the guitar. And sing.
#7. Nak buli? Report kat Mama kang. *lalu jerit "Mama! (nama dia) buat!"*
#8. I'll make sure he has at least a considerable sense of fashion, because the last thing I want to hear is people saying "eh eh.. kesiannya dapat abang pakai seluar carrot cut"
#9. He must be super smart. Smart enough to secure a place in Imperial College.
#10. I wish he has everything that deserves "I'm lucky I'm your sister!" from me.

p/s: Impian kahwin tag kau tu aku tangguh dulu, ya.

Happy Birthday $yazana Omar

2009-05-21T23:07:00.000-07:00

Ni semua pasal aku tersilap type email kau kat ecard. takpa lah, aku come out with a better idea. Ecard tu tak lawa pun.

HADIAH HARI JADI SYAZANA "Ramo" OMAR.

Err.. satu diamond cukup kot.

aku tau size kau kot.

Bolehlah kau beli Steve Madden snake skin itu.

Nak cari beg takut kau kata taste aku "tak berapa nak muda"

dan last but not least..

Untuk dibuat boyfriend.

Lagi 2 minggu, weh!

2009-05-05T23:12:00.000-07:00

Obviously that was holiday countdown, not exam countdown, you nerds!
(I find myself irritated at the missing 'd' on my keyboard already)

Kat KMB ni ada satu fenomena pelik. Semua orang sukaaa sangat cakap pasal kahwin. Asal sembang je, sampai topik kahwin, asal borak je revert kepada topik kahwin.
"Nanti kalau aku dah kahwin bla.. bla.. bla.."
"anak aku nanti bla bla bla.."
"laki aku mestilah bla bla bla.."

Yang paling tak tahan tu, ada dialog macam ni: "Alah, nanti kalau kau dah kahwin nanti kau taulah Irma.." Macamlah orang yang cakap tu dah kahwin.

Sebenarnya, bukan saya tak nak cakap pasal kahwin, tapi belum masanya. Baru 19, apasal sibuk-sibuk sangat? Saya pun ada juga impian keluarga bahagia. Cuma I prefer not to disclose, gitu.
Korang ingat kahwin ni seronok sepanjang masa ke macam korang bercinta?
Kalau bercinta, takyah provide for family, kalau dah kahwin ayik fikir how to keep the food on the table.
Kalau bercinta, asal gaduh, break up. Tapi kalau dah kahwin, asal gaduh, takkan nak cerai? Nak jadi gila talak?

KLIA = Kambing Lembu Itik Ayam

2009-05-02T06:46:00.000-07:00

I spent a night watching planes taking off, engineers busy fixing here and there, and it got me thinking of you, N. One day you too are gonna be there, doing exactly what they are doing.

I wish you the best of luck in pursuing your dreams.

2009-04-26T01:25:00.000-07:00

"Minggu depan tak payah balik la, kata nak exam"
-Mama, on not coming back for Labour Day holiday

"Lagipun Mama nak balik Kelantan"
- Mama, after replied "ok" by her ever dearest daughter.

Long weekend without parents around. You think what I'm thinking? Ho ho ho. . .

Gatal kepala otak aku lah!

2009-04-21T09:49:00.000-07:00

Habis buat scrapbook, lab report pula menanti. 2 ketul pulak tu. Calculus homework untouched, let alone complex number handout. I don't even remember the last time I saw the handout. Banyak lagi kerja, nak list semua, blog ni bukan blog untuk memuntahkan animosity terhadap homework, kalau tak the URL would have been iniblogorangbencihomework.blogspot, kan? Tak sukalah cakap pasal homework nih. Endless. Sampai bila pun takkan habis.

Baik cakap pasal impian untuk belajar luar negara, atau kenapa allowance untuk Petronas scholars naik sampai RM500 walaupun duduk dalam KMB yang boleh kata berak cangkung je. Paneh betul. All these just add to the reasons why we should crash some malls this weekend with some crazy girlfriend.

Saya masuk TV! Iye, Betul!

2009-04-14T03:11:00.000-07:00

(sedang saya menaip ini, lalat dan Sarah datang mengacau)

G4 Project is coming to an end. Now, it's time for endless lab reports again.

The other day was MPAC performance at the Planetarium, in celebration of the Eco Friendly project. These are among the lines recited by the trees. (I'm one of them and I wish to show you pictures of me looking nothing less like a pokok-renek-kalau-aku-siram-air-boleh-jadi-tinggi-kot)

Pokok 1: Hari-hari aku tengok tempat ni mesti ada sampah!
Pokok 2 (me): ya lah. Ada tak hari yang tempat ni tak ada sampah?
Pokok 3: Situ sampah, sana sampah, aku jadi menyampah!

Sekarang, apa kata kalau kita tukar sampah jadi kerja sekolah.

Pokok 1: Hari-hari aku tengok tempat ni mesti ada kerja sekolah.
Pokok 2 (me): ya lah. Ada tak hari yang tempat ni tak ada kerja sekolah?
Pokok 3: Situ kerja sekolah, sana kerja sekolah, aku jadi menyampah!

That's more I like it.

5 tahun bukan sekejap.

2009-04-08T12:01:00.000-07:00

5 tahun, heh, kalau dah kahwin pun Insya allah dah ada anak, kalau tak sorang, 2,3.

5 tahun, jerawat kat muka pun dah tukar jadi fine lines.

5 tahun, rambut pendek pun dah jadi panjang.

5 tahun, yang pendek pun dah jadi tinggi.

5 tahun, yang high school pun dah nak start degree.

5 tahun, macam-macam boeh jadi. 5 tahun, dan kita masih seperti baru semalam berjumpa.

Bapak Ku Pulang dari Kota...

2009-04-01T04:18:00.000-07:00

Masa kecik-kecik dulu, Ayah akan tepuk saya sebelum tidur dengan satu gaya yang hanya Ayah je yang boleh buat. Kalau Mama yang buat, mesti tak jadi. Nak Ayah jugak.
Ayah selalu kata "nak sayang sikit.." sewaktu hantar saya ke sekolah. Dahla cakap depan kawan-kawan saya. Malu gila.
Dulu, Ayah kerja di Johor. Kalau Ayah balik, mesti bawa balik "buah tangan" (tak, bukan buah pisang atau anggur atau etc) seperti doll, teddy bear, dan macam-macam lagi. Kalau Ayah baru balik, mintak je apa benda pun, "ayah nak coklat" atau "ayah nak aiskrim" atau "ayah zetty nak kaler pensel" (dulu-dulu macam ada fetish terhadap membeli kaler pensel walaupun dah belambak kat rumah, tak tau kenapa) mesti Ayah kasi punya.
Kalau ikut Ayah pegi kedai beli newspaper (especially on weekends) mesti mintak Tora lah, Dingdang lah, Jojo lah.. tah macam-macam lagila. Yang bestnya Ayah layan je.
Masa Mama kat hospital sebab ada complication masa pregnant adik (3 bulan jugakla kat hospital), Ayah la yang uruskan rumah. Hari-hari makan nasi bungkus (kalau mood ayah baik makan McD). Kalau pack baju nak bawa pegi rumah babysitter mesti seluar lain baju lain (contohnya seluar hijau, baju merah). Oh, yang paling best, Ayah yang tolong iron baju sekolah...
Antara phrases yang Ayah suka sebut ialah "jangan kakai-kakai" (jangan nakal-nakal) dan "terpangi-pangi anak Ayah" (wanginya anak Ayah)

Dan yang paling tak tahan,

Kalau Ayah baru balik shopping beli baju dia, mesti dia try depan cermin depan kitorang lepas tu siap buat gaya sambil kata "macam orang muda tak?"

Okay, Zetty sehabis daya cari gambar Ayah yang tak nampak perut, ya..

Ha.. ni dia.

2009-03-24T05:38:00.000-07:00

"Mirror, mirror on the door,
Show me,
Who is the bitchiest whore?"

KoRuNk e-NgArt kewl~~ larh ejew cAmNiE??

2009-03-21T05:55:00.000-07:00

Contoh sms yang diterima:

"askom kark irma.. niex *******...bdak ckulz *******.." (sebenarnya diselang-selikan dengan huruf besar dan huruf kecil, tapi tak laratlah nak taip macam tu. Bukan lawa pun.)

Orang sibuk bising-bising pelaksanaan PPSMI menjatuhkan martabat Bahasa Melayu, tapi bahasa sms yang dah lama merosakkan Bahasa Melayu tak nak pula bising.

Defying inertia in high heels is an excruciating experience.

2009-03-18T07:59:00.000-07:00

Mama: Zetty nak keluar dengan dia ni takpe ke?
Me: Takpe amendenye pulak?
Mama: Kang girlfriend dia marah kang..
Me: La.. takpe la.. kitorang kawan je pun..
Mama: Yela.. cuba Zetty bayangkan boyfriend Zetty keluar dengan perempuan lain..
Me: (hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah dalam hati)

So, turned out, Mama took a leave and we had Mommy-Zetty day out sebab Mama punya paranoia anak dia seorang snatcher.

Rindu dengan semua orang.

2009-03-16T22:48:00.000-07:00

Senarai objek/orang yang dirindui:

Aini, roommate kesayangan
Bilik Rosak Akhlak dan anggota-anggotanya (termasuklah baunya yang berbau macam klinik. ceh, nama je bilik budak engin, tapi bilik bau klinik!)
Classmates E08C dan meja saya yang err.. tak berapa nak kemas (paling bersepah lepas diorang buat presentation guna projector letak kat meja saya).
The sight of Naqi yang tersengguk-sengguk dalam kelas
E220 (so what kalau bilik tu sempit daripada bilik kat rumah?)
Ms Aqyn and the rest of the class
Lalu Lorong Midaq sambil gelak terkekeh-kekeh dengan Dayana, Sarah, dan Syazana, tangan pegang air dari ko-op (Dayana pegang air tin laici+nata de coco Fruit Tree)
Nasi lemak, nasi goreng, air epal yang dijual di wakaf waktu malam
Text daripada diorang berbunyi : "anda supper kah?"
Meeting Itu dan Ini.

Chill, Irma. Baru hari Selasa.

Kawan-kawan lama tak macam surat khabar lama yang boleh dijual kepada tauke sankao poci

2009-03-15T01:19:00.000-07:00

Berdasarkan permintaan ramai, berikut ialah gambar-gambar yang diambil ketika gathering semalam.

From left: Suhail, Deera, Syue, Diyanah, Kamalia, and Dayah Paiz.

Irma (berbaju merah tudung bunga-bunga) dan Deera.

From left: Sir Bukhari, Hilman, Nazren (kepala sahaja), Suhail (adik aku kata muka kau macam rabbit, jangan marah, ye), Syue, Diyanah, Deera, Kamalia, and Dayah Paiz.
Tiada dalam gambar: Irma Izatty Rosli (baju merah tudung bunga-bunga)

You're glad that THE test's over, let us all see if you are still glad when the result comes out.

2009-03-13T21:35:00.000-07:00

Received a text from an old friend o'mine, saying there'll be a gathering this Saturday (which is today).

Really, what I like about gatherings is the idea of seeing each other again after the long years, see how much everyone has changed, moved on in life, and of course, we would all go down the memory lane, retelling old stories and laugh at how stupid we were, then.

And I'm only a friggin' hour away to seeing (and laughing and screaming and camwhoring) y'all !

Okay, let's start scavenging the closet, looking for what to wear.

Hope is what gets you out of bed each morning.

2009-03-11T08:53:00.000-07:00

You call yourself a music enthusiast when all you do is download songs from The Net?

2009-03-10T08:39:00.000-07:00

Downloading Ray Conniff takes eternity. So, let's blog. (as if I have nothing better to do when tomorrow I'm having a Math test)

Nasib baik esok CAS, which gives me space to burn the midnight lamp revising Math (as if. Percayalah, akan end up bergossip sampai pukul 4 pagi)

Okay folks. I really need your prayers to score for tomorrow. (okay, scoring sounds way too ambitious. Let's put it this way, say, urm.. show some improvement from the previous test?)

Semoga anda sentiasa dilindungi-Nya.

2009-03-03T03:19:00.000-08:00

Di Dewan Selera, waktu rehat. Sedang minum air teh dan makan roti sardin. Tiba-tiba, telefon bimbit bergetar (tiada bunyi kerana berada dalam mode senyap). 1 pesanan ringkas diterima.

" (nama saudara terdekat saya**) stroke tgh malam tadi. Ni tgh operate otak kat ghkl. keadaan kritikal. berdoa jelah kita. makngah, ateh, kt hospital."

** identiti perlu dijaga sebagai menghormati keluarga mangsa

Saya mendail nombor ibu saudara kedua.
ibu saudara: (dia) hemorrhage. Baru je lepas keluar makan kentucky dengan anak-anak dia. Balik tu, tiba-tiba macam mabuk, lepastu muntah. Sudah tu, terus tak sedarkan diri. Sekarang koma lagi, doktor cakap pun 50-50 je. Berdoa jelah banyak-banyak, Ty ye..

Sungguh, saya terkejut mendapat berita itu. Beliau masih muda, sudah lama berhenti merokok. Kenapa tiba-tiba saja? Membuatkan saya terdetik, sebenarnya ajal boleh menjemput kita bila-bila masa, takpayah tunggu tua kerepot mulut senget-senget baru nak dijemput. Sebenarnya masa kita pendek saja. Pejam celik, pejam celik, eh.. dah pejam terus?

Masihkah ada esok untuk kita semua?

All it takes for me to understand Chemistry HL lesson today is to watch you smiling at the window

2009-03-01T02:41:00.000-08:00

Rasa macam kecik-kecik dulu, bisik kat telinga kawan kat meja sebelah, "awak jangan bagitau sapesape tau. Janji, demi Allah? Sebenarnya kan... kita suka kat Fendy Zarul" (Fendy Zarul - obviously bukan nama sebenar..)

It's 3.30 am, pardon me for posting a nonsensensical post.

2009-02-28T11:28:00.000-08:00

Hey, kamu yang saya suka.

Why can't I take my eyes off you everytime you're in sight?
Why can't I stop staring at your name in my contact list?
Why can't I think of something to strike a conversation with you?
Why am I so excited to receive text from you?
Why can't I forget the smile on your face when I smiled at you?
Why do I feel a sudden rush of blood when you walk past me?
Why do I find myself waiting for you to go online?
Why do I secretly hope you'll be my Secret Pen Pal?
Why do I feel like I'm walking on air when you wished me happy birthday?
And why oh why, do I see your face on this very screen while writing this, at 3.50 in the morning?

I like you more than mega sales.

I like you more than curling up in blanket on rainy days.

I. like. you.

Oh, so, kalau dah boleh ikat tie tu hebatlah?

2009-02-28T08:43:00.000-08:00

Ye, memang pun. Sebab belajar ikat kat tengkuk sendiri dan tengkuk orang lain dalam masa beberapa minit je. Thanks Aida ;)

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Drama dapat first runner-up saje. Tapi takpe, menang sorak pun kira menang juga.

Happy 19th! (already?!)

2009-02-24T00:14:00.000-08:00

19 years ago, I was born at 10.35 am at Hospital Universiti, Kuala Lumpur.
18 years ago, I still walked around in nothing but my diapers.
17 years ago, I had my first words, which are "yak" = I want to poo, "soo" = I want to drink milk.
16 years ago, I had the walls in my then house as my art canvas, and I was pretty sure that Mama was utterly impressed by her picasso-potential daughter that she screamed everytime I drew something on the wall.
15 years ago, it was the first time I went to the nursery
14 years ago, I was awarded 3 stars for the Goofy picture I coloured. I was so proud because I was the only one with 3 stars. (told you I'm artsy)
13 years ago, I had my first crush on this boy at the kindergarten, whom I still keep in touch with up till now. He's now in Imperial College doing Chemical Engineering. Oh, and he has never missed the ritual of sending me birthday e-card every year!
12 years ago, it was my first day of school! I had Mama waiting outside the class for the whole day (sekolah kebangsaan dan agama), just to make sure I was doing alright on my first day of school. Sayang Mama :')
11 years ago was perhaps the best year of my life because I sat next to my crush in class!!! :) :) :)
10 years ago, my sister was born!! Fatini sayang..
9 years ago, I was elected as the Head Prefect. Ye, sebagaimana yang anda sedia maklum, tentulah saya Ketua Pengawas paling garang dalam sejarah.
8 years ago, I became bestfriends with Dilla and Atika.
7 years ago, I scored enough in UPSR to get my ass secured in MRSM
6 years ago, I learnt what being independent is all about. I did not know what possessed me then that made me chose to live in an isolated area in Perak and abandoned all the luxuries at home.
5 years ago, I was elected the Deputy Vice President of Student Representative Board.
4 years ago, it was PMR year and yeah, I scored well enough to place myself in MRSM Langkawi, the so called "MRSM Bitara"
3 years ago, I struggled in Add Maths
2 years ago, still, I struggled in Add Maths AND SPM.
1 year ago, I had my first job in a bookstore called "Mencari Pasangan Hidup (MPH)". I was only paid bloody RM ^*) for papercuts, exhausted days, customer bangang, and worst of all, shortage in cash.

Now I am already 19, still can't drive, still do not know how to tie a necktie, still can't light up a bloody match. Sheesh.

Sorry korang....

2009-02-17T00:31:00.000-08:00

I think I'm having pms. Tell you what, I'm the last person you want to see when that time comes every month. And having all-male classmates doesn't help much. I blow up every second, at every small thing. And this blogpost is my sorry (sila nyanyi dengan nada lagu Britney yang-tak-ingat-tajuk-dia)

Chill out, Irma. Weekend ni kan nak pergi tengok orchestra.

Saya narcissist.

2009-02-04T03:29:00.000-08:00

Saya memang vain. I think highly of myself. I admire myself. I'm in awe with my own self. Saya tak nak sorok-sorok lagi ke-vain-an saya, biar saya cakap terus terang. Kali ni saya nak letak gambar saya banyak-banyak dalam post ni. Yang hodoh pun letak jugak, sebab bagi saya tak hodoh pun.

Tengok menu pun nak senyum ke?

Eh, malu-malu pulak menyorok belakang kipas.

Siapa kata saya camera shy?

Khusyuk makan bihun tomyam.

Macam model professional.

Selepas dimekap oleh Aunty Susan yang cool menggunakan make-up Benefit. (gambar ini sebenarnya hendak di-crop, ya, Syazana)

Gambar ihsan Dayana Alya.

Sebenarnya, bukan tak nak load gambar-gambar lain, tapi internet connection tidak mengizinkan.

Fun has a price to pay.

2009-02-02T18:33:00.000-08:00

Seriously, by the end it was Sunday night, all I knew, I found myself lying flat on my bed. Perhaps, that was the busiest weekend, ever! I was busy having funn! I came back at 10.00 pm the earliest. Friday was Alamanda until 11.00pm, I went to the arcade wearing baju kurung (hell yeah!) while the other two of my friends enjoyed their cruise in the rain. Then, Saturday. It was abrupt, all of a sudden I knew I was at Istana Budaya, watching Konsert Amal Palestin. Mind you, this was certainly not the kind of concert where you have to make your way through the crowd to at least see the performers, and definitely not the kind where you have to suffocate for inhaling utterly unpleasant B.O. This was what perhaps a more civilised concert. Undeniably that was my first time seeing artists performing live. And the orchestra! It was freaking fantastic!! (you can tell how excited I am by the punctuation used, namely the exclamation mark) Skip that Mawi part, admittedly this concert deseved two thumbs up. And then came Sunday, where we hit Petaling Street, then Central Market, then Sogo. Somehow Syazana managed to bring back two handbags, one Benefit make-up, and err.. a pair of very cute stockings. We managed to be back just in time for supper.

And me - I'm left broke, dead broke.

Homework Helper

2009-01-25T21:52:00.000-08:00

Kan bagus kalau semua website macam ni.

http://www.purplemath.com/modules/binomial.htm

See, I've done you a big help for our homework.

Hah! First survey done in my life (seriously)

2009-01-24T07:56:00.000-08:00

1.Someone tells you they love you, you say...

+ I know you do.

2.If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?

+ I don't do lottery, and I never will, thank you.

3.Do you miss anyone?

+ I have everyone I love around me, my family and my friends, so yeah, I don't miss anyone.

4.Who was driving the last time you were in a car?

+ Remy and he drove a manual car.

5.Do you like your bed?

+ I would like it better if the mattress is changed. Makes my back aches everytime I wake up.

6.Will this weekend be a good one?

+ It already is!

7.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?

+ Longer than that, even.

8.How is your hair?

+ Like it the way it is.

9.Do you like your life as of now?

+ Besides bad grades and school-like college, yes.

10.Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?

+ Yes, I wish Syazana would text, giving me a full report of her activities in Johore.

11.Do you drink coffee?

+ No, I drink nothing but tea. So, I don't have any problem boycotting Nescafe or Milo.

12.Does anyone call you babe or baby?

+ Did anyone call you babe or baby, more likely.

13.What were you doing yesterday at midnight?

+ Midnight movie with Mama, Ayah, and Adik.

14.Do you like surprises?

+ Whadya mean do I like surprises? I love them!

15.What are your plans for the future?

+ Live in a penthouse (or rent a condo at least) before getting married.

16.Have you ever set foot in a tanning bed?

+ No. Baik pergi tan-kan diri kat Desa Waterpark :)

17.Do you make your bed everyday?

+ Sure!

18.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant what is your reaction?

+ I'm ready to be her/his godmother!

19.Do you like pasta?

+ At times, yes. But most of the time, I resort to rice. Typical Malay, I am.

20.Whisper or shout?

+ Whisper (i think it's sexy)

21.Swim or run?

+ Swim, swim, swim.

22.When did somebody tell you they loved you?

+ I know they love me without even telling, so, why bother when was the last time they did?

23.Last person to annoy you?

+ I prefer not to disclose.

24.Do you wish your hair was shorter or longer than it currently is?

+ Longer.

25.Do you have a secret that less than 3 people know about?

+ Yes, in fact, many.

26.Have you ever had a phone conversation with someone who lived in a different country?

+ Yeah, I called Az on his birthday.

27.Do you and your best friend have the same cell company?

+Fortunately, yes.

28.Are you good at persuading?

+ I consider myself pretty good at it.

29.Are there a lot of people in your house?

+ No, I have quite a small family of 4 people.

30.Does the same person call you every single day?

+ No, which only means, I receive calls from various people.

31.Last call received from who??
+Bondaku Sayang. "ye, kejap lagi Ty baliklah.. On the way ni.."

32.What are you doing tonight?

+ Trying to download Alicia Keys' As I Am from BitTorrent.

33.Do you have a guy friend you tell everything to?

+ Obviously I don't tell every single thing to a guy, but I do have a friend whom I can count on.

34.Are you friends with more guys or girls?

+ I have friends from both genders, and I like keeping it that way.

Internet dalam bilik laju weh!!

2009-01-22T07:53:00.001-08:00

I wish:

I hate procrastinating.
I don't hate Maths.
I play sports.
I understand the Physics behind an SLR camera
I can model ( ok, mengarut)

And, I wish:

I don't hesitate when making decisions.

2009-01-14T09:43:00.000-08:00

Oh, seronoknya perasaan dah jumpa phone balik! Rupa-rupanya terselit celah seat bas. Apalah, cuai betul, sangat tak sexy.

Tahu kenapa saya sayang MARA?

sebab diorang tak hantar desk officer untuk check on our results, or at least belum lagi.
sebab diorang masukkan alaun (ok, walaupun 100) waktu saya benar-benar perlukannya.
sebab saya spend 7 tahun dengan MARA (dari form 1 sampai habis sekolah)
sebab diorang dah refund registration fee (kalkulator termasuk sekali) dan membolehkan saya makan besar Tahun Baru Cina ni.

Dunia ni kecik je, pusing-pusing yang itu jugak..

2009-01-11T05:41:00.000-08:00

I can be such a pain in the ass when I'm sick.

I refused to do any of my homework, or even prepare for Chemistry lesson tomorrow (I am pretty much sure that my Chemistry teacher conducts her lessons in Dutch because I could not register a word she's saying) and resort to blogging instead.
I did not finish reading novels for both sastera and literature.
I made Aini tapao lunch for me, only not to eat it (or even touch it at all). And shamelessly too, I made her prepared Milo for me but I only took a sip out of it, and made her washed my mug. (diaroommatesayajanganmimpinakrampasdia)
I blew up at every small thing (kalah waktu pms)
I slept at every 2-hour interval.
I expect people coming to visit me with bouquets of flowers.
I LOST MY NEW HANDPHONE.

I thought this might be interesting. How 'bout you?

2009-01-04T01:49:00.000-08:00

Why do guys find skinny girls attractive?

especially if they're completely flat chested?

I found this while browsing through the so-called kitab remaja, Yahoo Answers. These are some answers which I find appropriate to be put on my blog.

"I like girls who are healthy, and they tend to look skinny. Also, I don't evaluate a girl based on the size of her chest. It's the size of her brain that matters most to me."

"I don't find SKINNY girls attractive. I find HEALTHY girls attractive.
and i don't care about a large chest. so obviously your question is more of an assumption."

"Size 0 girls are most definitely not attractive. However, the other end of the spectrum isn't better. A happy medium is the best place to be, and attraction isn't only about whether or not a girl is flat chested, it is also about personality."

"It's the image we learnt at childhood with Barbie being perfect makes us think she is what we want to be and have"

My answer:

shallow guys: they go for girls with cup C and nice ass. Girls, these guys are not worth the effort.

REAL guys: those who see her inner beauty, regardless of her being flat chested or "not-so-thin"

Leave your answers in the comment box.

Lenguh kaki tak apa, tangan tak lenguh, masih boleh menaip.

2008-12-31T05:22:00.000-08:00

RESOLUSI TAHUN BARU IRMA ROSLI (ya, surprisingly saya ada azam) ialah.....

Jeng jeng jeng..

Melengkapkan azam tahun-tahun lepas.

Hari ini, saya amat berterima kasih kepada Ainul dan adiknya yang hanya dikenali sebagai Aboy ('-_- sedihnya, tak ingat nama adik kawan sendiri) kerana telah memberi tiket percuma ke Ice Skating!!! WOOHOOO!! (sila buat bunyi sorak-sorai dan tepukan gemuruh). Haha, tiket percuma weh, siapa tak suka!

Sebagai peluncur ais amatur (first-timer), wajiblah ke atas saya untuk melihat-lihat dahulu orang lain meluncur ais dari tingkat atas. Ok, senang je. Buat kaki V, luncur kaki kanan (berkat dahulukan yang kanan), dan luncur kaki kiri. Luncur kaki kanan, luncur pula kaki kiri. Okeh. Settle. Senang je.

Masuk ke Ice Rink. Jeng jeng jeng.. Saya tiba-tiba terus hilang imbangan, GEDEBUK!! Tu dia, jatuhan pertama. Lalu saya bangun, sambil berkata "takpe, baru jatuh sekali, belum sepuluh kali" (dalam hati cukup, takpayah cakap kuat-kuat. Malu kat budak cute professional yang sedang melihat) Pegang tangan Ainul, skate, jatuh, skate jatuh. Kesian Ainul, dengan sabarnya beliau mendidik saya sehingga boleh skate sendiri (okaylah, takdelah pro macam budak cute tadi, cuma bolehlah sikit-sikit). Terima kasih, Ainul... (sila baca dengan nada terharu)

Saya juga ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada Mazrin dan Saiful kerana turut terlibat menjadi guru sambilan.

Pengajaran yang saya peroleh hari ini:

Lain kali, kalau nak pergi ice skating, tolong jadi orang civilised, pakai stokin. Padan muka dah kena blisters.
Perhatikan sekeliling, kalau ada budak cute, tolong jangan buat aksi dramatik (contohnya jatuh celah kangkang dia. Eh, bukan saya yang jatuh, okay...)
Kalau kita terlalu fokus nak halang diri daripada jatuh, sampai bila-bilapun kita tak dapat skate ke depan, asyik fikir macam mana tak nak jatuh.

Ice skating sungguh seronok. Lain kali, boleh main lagi.

Selamat tahun baru semua orang. Tak sabar nak tengok semua orang yang bersemangat dengan azam baru masing-masing :)

He's a boy, he's my friend, but he's NOT my boyfriend.

2008-12-29T23:13:00.000-08:00

I wonder why

do we call a pencil case a pencil case, but we stuff all sorts of things than just pencils? We should call it stationery case instead.
do bars have parking lots when they say NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE? Surely those drunken junks will have to drive home if they drive to the bars.
do we point at our wrist to ask what time it is but we do not point to our crotch when we ask where the toilet is?
does glue do not stick to its bottle?
do we call our bf/gf boyfriend and girlfriend despite the real fact that they are more than just friends?

New post, finally.

2008-12-21T19:17:00.000-08:00

I know I owe you a lengthy post. So, here you go.

English Camp in Gulau
This project aimed to instill awareness among school children in Gulau on the importance of English. It's more of exposing the children to the "world outside which is filled with people who speak more than one (or perhaps 2) language(s)". So, down we came to Gulau as heroes with the mission of bringing these chosen kids one step closer to civilisation, as well as bringing ourselves closer to nature (lake, mountains, clean air, etc).

One thing I learned from this camp is that I vow to myself to be a responsible parent who never neglects her children education needs regardless of how busy she is with her career. You should too, you know. 5 days with those kids had made me realised that education is above all. I would rather spend a fortune on my kid(s) school necessities than on a Prada handbag. See, how serious I am?

And yeah, I had a boat ride there too. Sempatlah jugak berdiri dalam sampan dan buat aksi titanic (mendepakan tangan) walaupun takde Leonardo DiCaprio.

Oh yea. lupa nak mention our main sponsor, Sime Darby, who generously provided us with red t-shirts with their logo on it.

International Robot Olympiad (IRO)
1. Foreigners can be very smelly, for they did not bathe for 5 days straight and still show themselves in public wearing the same t-shirt they had worn since their 1st day here.

2. Malaysia is lacking junior robot maniacs. We should do something, pronto. Like, I think I'd do my part by producing kid(s) with keen fondness towards robots and machines and intricate stuff. (This would require some genius gene from my spouse to be passed on to our junior(s)) Irma, apa yang kau rapikkan ni?

3. People who drive fast with skill turn me on.

4. We should really learn from Muslims in China. At the age of only 9, they still do not want to miss their 5-time-a-day prayers. These are real musafir people, not muskafir. Mereka tetap solat walaupun terpaksa tertinggal beg yang mengandungi passport di petrol station.

Here are some pictures for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

Upon arrival. Farah (KMS), Qyna (KMS) Liyana Aziz (KMB), Dawa (KMS), Liyana Mustafa (KMB), Eisya (KMB), and Yati (KMB)

This is Wan Zanariah of KMS, who rejoices over the existence of toilet seats because they make your life easier because all you have to do is sit and *fill in the blank*. She also thinks that the inventor of the miraculous toilet seat should be awarded Nobel Prize.

Semua orang nak tiru style Irma. Irma pakai t-shirt merah, semua orang pun nak pakai t-shirt merah.

KN, disguising as Hantu Cina.

Heroes lah konon.

A picture of aliens, upon their discovery of Planet Earth.

Those are pictures from Gulau.

IRO pulak, ye.

This is a canned drink imported from Egypt. Bought from restaurant Pak Arab in UIA. It's a sparkling malt beverage, apple flavoured . Ask Syazana how it tasted like. See, tak payah pegi Mesir nak minum air pelik cenggini. I think the name on the can is taken from the taukeh name. Or his son. *heh heh*

Hanya berani pegang ular kecik je.

Bukan macam diorang ni

I think this Korean kid doesn't have the slightest bit of idea of what he's wearing.

Cara UIA memberi amaran kepada perokok-perokok patut dipuji.

Okay, okay, I know you're expecting pictures of robots.. here you go, nak sangat.

Robots from UniKl.

This was invented by ladies. That's why they call it ladybug.

Now are pictures at the airport.

With Thai delegates. Thai delegates cuma 9 orang je. Kitorang pulak yang berlebih-lebih.

With China delegates.

Okay okay. One last picture. Satu je lagi.

Cuti memang seronok kalau diisi dengan aktiviti membeli, pastu tak reti-reti nak blah.

2008-12-09T21:27:00.000-08:00

Barang-barang yang telah dikumpul sepanjang 5 hari cuti.

Sabtu, 6.12.2008 - Handbag
Ahad, 7.12.2008 - Ring engraved "Irma Izatty"
Isnin, 8.12.2008 - Tak pegi shopping sebab Hari Raya Haji
Selasa, 9.12.2008 - A mahal-looking (nampak je, tapi sebenarnya tak pun) Walkman phone, and a white gold necklace with pendant.

Sebenarnya pergi kedai handphone nak beli handphone Ayah, tapi, saya tergoda jua untuk membazir duit membeli handphone kerana apek jual handphone tu cute+pandai memujuk. (Irma! apek cina gigi rabbit jual handphone pun kau boleh fall for?!?!)

Takbir raya bergema, Happy Birthday Mama. (yang ke-xy)

2008-12-07T22:08:00.000-08:00

Raya-raya pun tetap blog.

Anyways, this time around, we decided to cook nasi kerabu instead of the cliched rendang, ketupat, blah blah blah like we did past years. I was the first to rejoice over it, because I foolishly thought "oklah, nasi kerabu, takdelah banyak kerja sangat nak tolong masak, potong-potong ulam je." but damn I was dead wrong. Rendang ke, nasi kerabu ke, sama saje. They are both a hell lot of work.

Oh, today is Mama's birthday! An in honour of that, I would like to dedicate this post to her (except the part where I crapped about nasi kerabu, of course).

Reasons Why Mama Deserves The Best Mum in the World Trophy

Mama specifically told me she wanted a daughter when she was pregnant for me, so she can be her companion, her friend (and this has nothing to do with Ayah wanting to name his child Abu Hanzolah should the baby born is a boy).
Mama is the best cook one could ever ask for (eventhough she could bake better cakes. And muffins.)
Mama is my fashion designer, she would tell me what's best to wear and what not to wear.
She's a mind reader! Which means, she could read mine, sometimes making my lie attempts futile (sometimes, not all the time)
She would take a leave whenever I'm home to have a Girls' Day Out.
She would tell me that I look beautiful eventhough a giant-sized pimple just popped right on my nose.
Her reason whenever she guesses something right is "mama kan mak.."
She gets excited to dress me up for a dinner, or a birthday party (ini waktu kecik-kecik dulu la..)
The way she wakes me up on weekends: She would slip into my bed and say "ty, bangunlah..boleh kita pergi mana-mana.."
And the most sound reason why Mama deserves The Best Mum in the World Award is: because Mama is my Mama. And nobody can say no to that.

For her birthday present, I got her a ring engraved "Zetty *heart shape* Mama".

A Perfect Day for Bananachoc - J.D. Saling-Menyaling

2008-12-05T14:51:00.000-08:00

Tanda-tanda Irma Rosli Dah Lama Sangat Tak Balik Rumah:

Dah lupa kunci yang mana satu untuk padlock yang mana satu.
Keliru antara suis dapur dengan suis meja makan, dengan suis kipas meja makan, dan 2 lagi suis yang ada di situ.
Bilik purpleku LEBIH BERSEPAH berbanding bilik pink adikku yang berusia 9 tahun, setengah daripada usia saya, namun beliau berjaya mengekalkan keadaan bilik yang kemas.
Adik dengan bangganya show off beg baru, gaun putih baru, gelang baru, dan lipgloss (lipgloss?!?!) baru.
Dah lupa kiblat alik mana.
Tak pasti sama ada di rumah masih ada Internet ataupun tidak.
Dah lupa channel-channel Astro. (yang ni memang pathetic gila)
Dah lupa jalan balik rumah sampai terpaksa berpusing-pusing, sesat kat section 16.
Terlalu rindu kat Nazran yang sekarang mengikut kata mama dah pandai bercakap. (sumpah nak cubit pipi dia, cium dia puas-puas)
Bukak peti ais dan tengok takde makanan best.

P/S: Kudos kepada Manul kerana berjaya menjadi party host yang berjaya. I had a goood time. ;)

Cry Me an Ocean.

2008-12-03T06:11:00.000-08:00

A girl was reportedly losing her sanity bit by bit due to her pursuit of an Honour Roll. The girl, namely I*, was seen screaming at the top of her lungs days before the exam commenced. She was also found checking her Facebook on Saturday, without full awareness that she had only approximately 30 hours (this figure does not include sleeping, eating, and talking craps with her roomate, A*) before her first paper. After the first paper, Physics HL, a face of "Oh-I-regret-not-working-my-ass-really-hard-to-study" was so obvious that it drew attention of many of her collegues. When interviewed, she refused to give further comments on her Maths HL paper.

"I fucked it all up" was the best she could come up with.

Currently guilt-wrencehed, and preparing a lengthy made-up excuses for not being able to score at least well to be brought up during "Mesyuarat Keluarga Mingguan", I* had lost her appetite towards eating, and as a result, she get numerous of "I*, kau dah kurus!"
I* now resorts to calm music and is dependent on Sneakers bars as her anti-depressants.

Kamu ingat saya boDHoh?? !!- Mr Law

2008-11-06T07:14:00.000-08:00

Apa yang anda lakukan jika ditimpa masalah?

a) Tekup muka dengan bantal lalu menjerit
b) Memecahkan Empangan Air Mata
c) Cuba melupakannya dengan menjawab soalan Statistics
d) Pergi ke bilik kawan dan pinjam CD Gossip Girl
e) Tulis blog dengan harapan para pembaca dapat memberi komen membina
f) Kemas bilik dan lipat baju dalam bakul dobi
g) Call orang yang diketahui tidak akan mengangkat telefonnya
h) Dengar music daripada mp3 yang hampir habis bateri
i) Tidur, dengan harapan bermimpi makan steak Victoria's Station dengan Prince Charming
j) Pergi baring di atas katil roommate dan luahkan segalanya
k) Korek kotak makanan di atas locker dan hantam sahaja apa yang ada

Jawapan sebenar : Tiada satu pun option di atas mengandungi jawapan yang betul, kerana jawapannya ialah, PERGI SOLAT ISYA' DENGAN SEGERA, IRMA!

Alasan Mengapa Irma Rosli Gembira dan Kurang Gembira.

2008-11-04T19:55:00.000-08:00

Saya gembira kerana saya sihat walafiat dan tidak menghidap sebarang penyakit kronik seperti kanser serviks atau kanser payudara, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana ramai ahli keluarga saya (nenek, ibu saudara) menderita penyakit tersebut.
Saya gembira kerana rakan-rakan sekelas E08C saya sangat kelakar dan menyenangkan hati ;), tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana kadangkala saya tidak faham lawak-lawak mereka.
Saya gembira kerana saya tahu, jika saya merajuk, Amin dan Hanis akan pujuk saya dengan Bytes (Saya peket besar, Didi peket kurang besar), tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana harga Bytes di ko-op mungkin naik, dan peket besar mungkin mengecil.
Saya gembira menjadi seorang kakak kerana seorang kakak itu sangat cool sehingga menjadi idola adiknya, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana adik selalu menggunakan barang-barang saya (termasuk losyen berharga RM 40 dan cermin besar di bilik saya) dengan alasan "gemar akannya".
Saya gembira Mama seorang yang gemar 'berceloteh', supaya saya tahu, apabila besar nanti saya tidak akan 'berceloteh' terlalu banyak dengan anak saya, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana saya terpaksa menebalkan telinga mendengar 'celoteh' beliau.
Saya gembira Aini rakan sebilik saya, kerana beliau akan menggosokkan baju untuk saya saat saya kesempitan masa, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana Aini selalu menngeletek saya.
Saya gembira Teacher Mimi ialah cikgu Business kelas E08C kerana beliau seorang yang boleh tahan dengan kerenah kami, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana saya digigit kerengga sewaktu sesi Mini Explorace beliau.
Saya gembira kerana saya pernah kerja di MPH, jadi saya sentiasa dapat diskaun 20% untuk buku-buku, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana majalah dan surat khabar tidak diberikan diskaun, padahal, barang-barang tersebutlah yang sentiasa saya beli.
Saya gembira kerana lab report Physics saya telah siap, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana saya terlalu malas untuk mengira uncertainties, jadi menggunakan alasan "uncertainties are too small"
Saya gembira kerana anda masih lagi membaca, tetapi saya kurang gembira kerana harus memberitahu anda bahawa post hari ini sampai di sini sahaja.

I Blame The Noisy Construction for the Sucky Internet Connection.

2008-11-02T02:26:00.000-08:00

Once, there was a 4-year-old boy who sat on Santa's lap on a Christmas eve. The conversation between the Father Christmas and that lucky child is as follows:

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

Boy: I want that all children in the world to have enough food, they get to go to school, and no more war.

Okay. So, maybe I am not what they call as socially genius (one of the branches of multiple intelligences) to have such wish. Well, I'd say my wishes are more realistic, in the point of view of an 18-year-old Young Single Adult (YSA).

Material wish list.

I wish I had a driving license. Yes, I don't have any, yet.
I wish my AP set K610i could transform into an iPhone overnight.
I wish I had more shoes. I think I'm starting to develop a keen fondness towards various types of shoes (wedges and high heels included) instead of old, boring theory of "satu kasut hitam fits all baju"
I wish I were RM 100 richer by the minute I type this, due to Mama's birthday is within a month, so I want to do something well, nice for her birthday this year, provided that she hadn't had her proper birthday prezzie for nearly 3 consecutive years.
I wish I could have a dark chocolate walnut brownies. Now.

Non-material wish list.

I wish that I am a genius at baking, so I could bake addictive chocolate chip cookies and never have to depend solely on Famous Amos' Soft Cookie, wisch costs nearly RM4 for one bloody piece of it.
I wish that my last name was Einstein, so I would not have to face the wrath of Mama and Ayah for getting Maths marks below than half of the full mark. T.T
I wish I were a little bit more creative, so I could write more impressive posts on this blog and attract more iniblogirma.blogspot addicts.
I wish that I am a few inches taller so I do not have to fear the rejection of any tall guys of my crush. T.T
I wish I could put on a few kilos. Yes. I said a few more kilos. Believe your eyes. You did not get that wrong.

Hari ini macam sial.

2008-10-30T01:04:00.000-07:00

Kepada penagih-penagih iniblogirma.blogspot, adalah diharapkan post ini berjaya mengubat ketagihan anda yang senantiasa dahagakan post-post baru. Hari ini saya akan cuba sedaya-upaya memblog dalam bahasa ibunda dalam usaha memartabatkan bahasa tercintaku ini.

Kepada mereka yang tidak belajar di Kolej MARA Banting, hari ini merupakan hari Mathematics Standardized Test 2 (Ujian Selaras 2 Matematik) bagi semua pelajar Tahun 1 Kolej MARA Banting. Tidak seperti ujian yang lepas, ujian kali ini para pelajar dibenarkan membawa kalkulator berharga RM460 itu. Bagi saya, bolehnya membawa kalkulator itu telah meningkatkan keyakinan (confidence) saya untuk menjawab soalan-soalan yang pastinya membunuh itu (killer questions).

TETAPI, setelah tamat sahaja ujian, saya berkata kepada diri sendiri
"Adakah kalkulatorku ini tidak cukup mahal dan canggih untuk menjawab soalan-soalan itu?"
"Atau adakah salah otakku yang tidak cukup genius seperti Olympian Matematik dalam kelas E08X itu?

Oh.Oh.Oh.

Hari ini juga, saya turut mempunyai ujian Kimia. Juga berlaku perkara yang sama seperti di atas.

Oh.Oh.Oh.

Tidak mengapalah. Sekurang-kurangnya, saya tidak mempunyai ujian lagi unuk beberapa jam seterusnya. Dan hey, hari minggu sudah kian hampir! Saya suka hari minggu.

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Teacher Mimi: During my time, ToK is a subject to develop critical thinking.
Anis Fauzi (bukan nama sebenar): Oh, teacher! We already have our critical thinking subject - Mathematics HL.

Kredit kepada Wan Muhammad Aminuddin (maaf jika tersalah eja) kerana telah meminjamkan komputer ribanya untuk saya memblog. Lain hari, boleh kasi pinjam lagi.

My dearest classmates.

2008-10-26T02:45:00.000-07:00

Hahaha. Kali ni aku bagi peluang kat korang capub kat blog aku.

Hanis Fozi. Cantik pemandangan belakang tu, Hanis.

Syazwan. Most Valuable Rugby Player.

Naqi, in his I'm-Hitler pose.

Asyriq. Pose macam Mr.President pulak ye.

Aku berwawasan - Amir.

Remy. Cahaya keimanan la konon. Remy, caught red-handed breaking in aspuri.

Daas, jangan tido.

RusmanJE. Fotogenic jugak kau ye.

I'm saving the best for the last.

The 2 ladies of E08C.

To those whose pictures are not included, many apologies to you guys. That only means that I have not yet had your pictures. But rest assured I will too, sometime soon.

Pre-menstrual syndrome + pre-menopausal syndrome = WW III

2008-10-25T20:16:00.000-07:00

I deliberately did not connect this laptop of mine to the power supply because I know I'll be sitting in front of the computer long enough to leave my homework and revision undone. I used the batteries instead because I know this stupid battery can only allow me to go surfing the net less than 1 hour.

There are some rules that you have to religiously follow when you are in a meeting :

1. When a person is presenting his/her ideas, you have to listen attentively and keep up a smiling face and nod your head to his/her words, regardless of how lame his/her ideas was.

2.Do not go last to go present your ideas, because:
a. you'll be accused of taking others' ideas, even though you did not.
b. people won't be paying attention because they can't wait to go to lunch.

3.Do not show hey-I-slept-at-4.30-last-night-because-I-was-up-watching-Gossip Girl kinda face to everyone present there.

I went to Kolej XYZ in Negeri Sembilan yesterday and let these pictures do the talking.

This is what they put in the toilet. And it got me laughing.

Liyana, Wan Z, Irma, Liyana Mustafa, Yati

Busy streets of City Y

This picture was taken from a moving van.

I know I sound lame in this post because this isn't exactly the thing that I have in mind now. It's too bothered by some other more important things at the moment. And no, I don't mean undone homework and the imminent exam. Some matters are way more important than those two.

-off-

Nukilan Hati Lara.

2008-10-24T01:36:00.000-07:00

Biarkan rintik-rintik hujan membasuh luka,
Membuang jauh segala duka.

Biarkan angin membawa pergi segala kenangan,
Tinggalkan aku keseorangan.

Semakin jauh jiwa dan badan,
Semakin jauh perginya rasa yang pernah tersimpan.

Suatu waktu dulu,
Senyummu, tawamu sentiasa membuatku terpaku.

Tiap terkenang detik kita dulu,
Runtun jiwaku, sayu hatiku.

Biar siang bergilir malam,
Pergi meninggalkan aku yang tenggelam,
Dalam memori yang kian kelam,
Namun aku tetap di sini,
Tetap menjadi aku yang pernah kaukenali.

Kalau kita lastik burung dengan force 1N, burung tersebut boleh hancur berkecai.

2008-10-23T20:55:00.000-07:00

Now that I start to realise that our room is super messy, that it invites this.

This is how it looks like from my place.

Sebelum

Hmmph. Sepah nak mampus. Sumpah takde siapa nak buat bini camni.

Selepas

Hahaha. Macam iklan Housekeeping Service.

Dah kata, jangan skip subuh, kan dah kena gigit kerengga.

2008-10-21T10:44:00.000-07:00

These are some pictures taken during my short outing to Alamanda Putrajaya. Happy viewing!

Hah. Hamster pun tau mandi.

Dunkin Donuts' version of ketupat. Agaknya kalau makan dengan rendang sedap tak?

How can I not fall in love with this! Scholarship money wasted on a pair of bloody jeans. Ish.

MPH dipenuhi SAS students. Budak sekolah la katakan.. Beli buku banyak-banyak dik ye..

Epitome of Kesengalan

2008-10-19T22:26:00.000-07:00

Meon: hi ley knl?
Midah: boleh. nama saya midah. Sya janda anak 3. awak pulak?
Meon :sy meon. istri da 3..tgh cri yg ke 4. nak wat org gji ngn bni skli
Midah: no. 4? boleh je.. LARAT kerr.....
Meon: ap x lrt plak..yg tge ni pun xckup..dorg sllu xlrt jek..
Midah: ??? saye maksudkan laratke nk jage anak2 saye ni haa.. perut mcm tong..
Meon: kte hntr la dorg kat rumah kbajikan..

sblm conversation jadi mengarut, lebih baik stop.

I went to the pharmacy and looked for a pregnancy test kit.

2008-10-19T22:14:00.000-07:00

I am not going to write this-is-my-first-post-yeay-me kinda post, because that is so cliche.

Last week, which was the week I was supposed to go back to Langkawi or attend my cousin's wedding (both of which I did not do) I went to Alamanda Putrajaya with Aini and Hajar. I bought a pair of jeans with the money I withdrew 5 minutes before. See, I can't get hold of 100 bucks without spending even for 5 minutes! *geleng-geleng kepala*

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Ugh. I'll write more when I knock some sense into myself.